Erinisnotfunny

erinisnotfunny, or Erin, is one of three members of GCE Construction Inc. on the Divine SMP server. She is also the only known lawyer, practicing both defense and prosecution, under EI (ErinInnit) Law Firm.

Acting as a voice of reason and sisterly presence, Erin has a close bond with the other members of GCE. Being especially close to Cole, his absence and paranoia has affected her to a higher degree than most may think.

Early Days
Upon assembling the women who would participate in the SMP, Erin then invited her two friends G and Cole to the SMP. After establishing her relations to the other women, she integrated G and Cole into the group. She then picked the location of their home, not knowing that the hole in the ground that caught her eye would become the iconic Ditch

Pre-First Trial
There she established a home for GCE Construction Inc. in a ditch next to Sina's house. There she built the now iconic mushroom house overlooking The Ditch. As tensions rose, Erin stepped up as a lawyer for the first trial, defending herself and the rest of GCE. They prepared for the trial differently than their counterparts in GCE, writing a long and detailed book of evidence in defense of GCE. Among other things, she also prepared a plan. Discussing plans with Cole gave her an interesting perspective on recent events.

Post-First Trial
Erin (EI Law) won the case against Cierra in a landslide 5-1 vote. She celebrated the win with Cole and G, but not all was to be celebrated. A few days after the trial, Erin would have one final confrontation with Cole. During this face-off with Cole, he demanded he be given canon death, the only weapon they owned. To prove her innocence and loyalty one final time, she gave it to him. She would never see Cole again after that, and was deeply upset by his disappearance.

The Second Trial
In the case of Divine v. Mia, Erin was once again called upon to participate in a court of law as Divine's attorney prosecuting Mia. She prepared more than she ever had, writing yet another evidence book. In the end, it was unsuccessful. The trial was a 5-2 loss. After all of the preparations, they lost to Mia who showed up to court with only a potato in hand. Divine and Erin came to the conclusion that the votes were rigged. The book that they fought so hard for then resided inside of the courthouse. After spending so much time with Cole pre-trial, Erin was at a loss of what to do without him. While they were not preparing for the trial, they were alone with their thoughts. Was he really gone?

Correspondence
In between her time preparing for the trials, Erin established a relationship with her neighbor, Sina. After attempting to recruit her for the first trial, Erin realized how cool Sina was. In exchanging love letters back and forth, the two became close friends while the unexpected end was approaching. A close bond was formed between them. One that could transcend lifetimes.

Post-Second Trial
Upon discovering that the courthouse Community Book had been tampered with, Divine arrived at The Ditch to interrogate the members of GCE about it. She read Cole's book, Six Words, which was on display in the house, to which she discovered that the last lines of both books were identical. Upon this discovery, Divine accused Erin of editing the book, which she denied. Erin deflected all claims that GCE had anything to do with the book, instead stating that perhaps the Community Book was just "never meant to be".

The Truth Untold
After being accused of burning the community house and eventually admitting it, the pressure and guilt for bringing the end of the SMP was too much to handle. In a tearful message, Erin left the Divine SMP for good. It was then revealed that she had not burned down the house like she thought, and was being framed the whole time. Even still, the betrayal left her shocked and she never planned on returning. He burned me and I loved him for it.

The End
In a final return to the server after a long leave, along with six other members of the SMP, Erin said her goodbyes to her home. Built in blood, sweat and tears, the mushroom was hard to let go. And so was GCE, but Erin had sensed the shifting relationships for a while and knew that all good things must come to an end. In this time of uncertainty, she turned to an old friend for comfort. In a final confrontation with Cole, canon death was returned to her and she traded it for Full Disclosure. This was always meant to be. She will bring them back. With all loose ends tied up, Erin joined the others in defeating the Dragon and making her final exit from the Divine SMP. From dirt we are born and to dirt we will return.

Until next time :]